fat oldie

a beautiful, amazing, cool, funny and smart, and loving person

i love fat oldie

by love you< 3 November 30, 2022

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

Roll Fat

To roll the biggest number on a die or dice

"Okay... we do not want to roll fat." *rolls a six* "And just like that I roll fat!"

by crafty453 August 03, 2023

fat ugly virgin

Fattest, Ugliest person you will meet; is also a virgin

That fat ugly virgin’s gyatt was in my face.

It smelled great.

Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.

by stinkywaffle69 December 06, 2023

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 10, 2022

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023