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Grass Gaming

Literally Trash. So Bad That They Lie About How Good At Something They Are, And Then You Watch Them Do It And They Are Terrible At It. Kinda Like Playing A Game With A Keyboard Made Of Grass
Person1: yo my guy! The other day I sniped some kid so hard he raged
Person2: dude. you have to stop lying. you playing is like Grass Gaming
by Whenyoudiediediedie August 12, 2021
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Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024
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Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
by Guitarpro2006 September 22, 2024
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throwing the game

Turning people's best efforts into bullshit.
The outcome might have been different if not for some folks throwing the game, but nobody will ever know. The bitterness comes from knowing that your best efforts have become bullshit, but not really having a way to connect A to B as to why, instead just blaming it on your team's mistakes or the opposing team's mistakes while the people that threw the game in the first place always run off with the money no matter what. Either way, they win, always.
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
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Joe Bart games

Google him he's famous on twitch and YouTube as a variety streamer, pretty good shit. One of his most infamous quotes in stream was "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died" referring to his friend and roommate who Is a big Simon Cowell enthusiast but has recently been involved in an accident with a garbage truck. Joe claims to be 5% jewish and 95% German, I believe this is false but I cant prove him wrong yet yet yet
Person 1: whatcha doing?
Person 2: Joe Bart games.
Person 1: the one who said "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died"?
Person 2: yet yet yet
by aryztuah January 14, 2025
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You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.
by Star Puppi November 14, 2023
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