sarvente simp

1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).

While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.

2. Literally me

Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀

(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

MTAoR simp

A hardcore lover of a Roblox group called Metropolitan Transit Authority of Roblox, who constantly likes and plays their games 24/7, thinking it's the best and argues with anyone who doesn't like it, and advertises it everywhere.
They also take everything very seriously like it's in real life and will not be afraid to ban someone over train surfing in the group.

This guy is an MTAoR simp.

by AverageMTAFan February 19, 2024

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024