Peni

Bro it's just Penis without the "S." you searched this because your curious aren't you?

Me: Peni

Him: "S"
Me: Penis

by Imthehamman May 25, 2023

Penis

i am girl. me not like this penis.

“hey girl like my penis?” no.

by gravyissoyummy7 November 21, 2021

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019

penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough

I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you

by jake2smooth November 23, 2021

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023