slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.
Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 11, 2022
by Big Daddy Beef Cakes December 02, 2015
A song that an otherwise respectable female can claim as hers and use as an excuse to let loose her inner hoe for the entire duration of that particular song. When announcing 'this is my hoe song' when the particular song comes on, it is implied that the person you are for the next 2-3 minutes is in fact NOT the person you actually are, and any judgement from your sorroundings will thus be unjust.
by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020
The two timing, lying, crack head hoes who preach their hoe philosophy at any cost. By home wrecking, and making their own vagina walls so loose they create a new found way of lifestyle. The one's who live by this standard and only think about the usage of their pussy and who try to encourage others to extend their miles wide so that there are no more walls left to play with. This type of thinking is called a hoe-saple philosopher.
Did you hear about that girl who is 30 still taking dick for whatever bag of tricks, I heard she was preaching on that hoe-saple shit.
by themafiasecretartistbelowlevel January 17, 2021
by QuakersOats July 12, 2017
Literally you
by Lilnaggar7 October 18, 2019
When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.
All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.