Definitions by laniii

Jeremy

Jeremys are dry asl and will never text you back. But when they occasionally do, they’re funny as fuck. They are also heavy simps, but heartbreakers, and do not give a fuck.

No one:
Jeremy:

Jeremy by laniii February 12, 2021

hoe 

a person who is in a relationship and is liking other people in a relationship. And does this many times in many relationships.

Amani: Ya heard of Nicole
Me: Yea! She is such a hoe
Amani: Right ! Everytime she gets a boyfriend she breaks up and starts over so fast.

hoe by laniii December 24, 2019

Alana 

Alana is a friend that you don’t want to loose. Alana’s are extremely trustworthy and can keep their words. They are very goofy and outgoing but know when to stop at the line. They are so supportive at all times , but they are not the type of friend to lie to you if a dress looks bad on you. Keep your Alana’s close.

You: Alana, do these shorts make my butt look big ?
Alana: hell no your flat as fuck either way. No pair of shorts will change that.

Alana by laniii September 7, 2019

Keziah 

Keziahs are some interesting people to get to know. They are very two faced people. One minute they are nice and the next they are cussing you out. Keziahs have a tendency to put on a very bipolar role. She is the type of girl that will be straightforward to you no matter what the situation is. She’s not a family person, she’s self absorbed. But whoever is her best friend she’ll murder whoever hurts you. ( unless it’s a boy )

You: *cries*
Keziah: what bitch wants to fight
You: gracie told me to go back to Africa

Keziah : okay girl when I see her we gon brawl it out.

Keziah by laniii September 7, 2019