The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Penis

A penis is a “sausage” used for peeing, and release “milk” that contains sperm.

An eggplant emoji means Penis.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Penis

An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.

Jeremy has a very short penis

by I wanna have sex with Jessica May 12, 2020

Penis Fever

When a girl has sex with a guy, and then is hooked on that guy for a real long time

The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever

by Aguytryingtohelpout May 21, 2017

penis

The smallest version of a cock it goes vagina, penis, dick, cock, monster cock, BBC

Oh daddy let me suck your BBC and vagina, and penis, and, dick , and monster cock

by [e-mail] January 24, 2022

penis

its so small and the useless piece of skin

omg look at rodricks penis its so small

by weewoo beeboo March 3, 2022

penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022