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Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday
Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!
by Anon1nona August 6, 2022
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Wasted Time

You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...

Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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time well wasted

an important period of life that you lose while watching bad youtube shorts
"Lexi you are the definition of time well wasted" -Gigachad Ryth
by M1nkyLover94 October 29, 2023
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Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays
Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives
by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016
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air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.
Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.
by tjmooree July 1, 2019
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Sticks time

Sticks time is when the clock reads 11:11.

The number 11:11 is often ascribed by numerologists to have some kind of esoteric meaning, however the term “sticks time” has no metaphysical connotations, it’s only because 11:11 looks like 4 sticks on a digital clock.
Wow, it’s getting late, it’s already sticks time so I should probably go home soon.
by Weaselfuck July 31, 2022
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