i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

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Penis

A long thing used to procreate

Lets have sex with mypenis

by Dinkilbob October 17, 2022

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jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.

His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular

by Creecred22 May 9, 2017

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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024

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Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.

"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".

by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022

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Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

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