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puck cheese 

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.
I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.
puck cheese by Octopia October 5, 2017

viking cheese 

When a berserker feints a top heavy finisher into a zone attack
Yo that niggy using Viking Cheese!
viking cheese by Boneberker October 8, 2017

Phili cheese steak 

This noun is in reference to when a Filipino woman takes part in a gang bang. It is named as such because it is said to describe what the as for mentioned gang bang looks like.
Antonio " hey man did you hear that Jane got phili cheese steaked last night"

Nathan "no way she did that!"
Antonio "yeah man I was there"

hippie cheese

When something, like a piece of cheese, is constantly cut by the law of infinite halfs, whereby anyone who takes a piece of cheese does not take the last piece, no matter how small. Thus avoiding the guilt of taking the last piece.
"Woah man, that hippie cheese is getting kind of small, now I've got all cracker and no cheese!"
hippie cheese by Wtnt123 October 22, 2017

Toothpaste Cheese 

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

Scandinavian cheese grater 

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!