Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018

arabian mudstorm

When you position your balls on someone’s eyes while they are sleeping for a classic Arabian sandstorm, but accidentally shart and leave a splatter of poo on their face

Darb was giving that chick an Arabian Sandstorm, but since Lehry took us to Taco Bell it resulted in an Arabian Mudstorm

by kbruceski January 13, 2018

PUD MUDDLE

When a woman injects meth and has an instant orgasm, leaving a puddle of cum in her panties.

Kari are you ok? "I'm fine , that shit was so good ..... I made a fricking PUD MUDDLE

by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018

AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue.

Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes.

On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.

Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps?

Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.

by bhk May 11, 2018

Alaskan Mudslide

A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.

Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?

by Sho'nuff Bull July 29, 2018

Leamington Mudslide

A frugal approach to anal sex with another man. The partakers use their watery shits in place of lube, cutting costs and resulting in a shit-filled fuck fest.

Christian: "Hey, Ryan, wanna fuck my ass?"

Ryan: "Of course, Christian, I always want to fuck your ass, but I'm out of lube"

Christian: " That's okay, I have a bad case of diarrhea, let's just go the Leamington Mudslide route."

Ryan: "I like the way you think"

by YounThug August 2, 2018

blended mudslide

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.

Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.

by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018