Definitions by ArtsyLocus

Cake Riding 

When you ride a cake. Literally that’s all it is.

Karen was cake riding at her wedding, and everyone was in shock and awe.

Cake Riding by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018

Jeek 

A word used to describe a female with relatively large eyes.

That girl has some real large eyes, must be a jeek.

Jeek by ArtsyLocus August 28, 2018

Jaak 

A word used to describe a boy with cute blue eyes and a relatively tilted smile

That boy over there has some real cute eyes; he must be a Jaak.

Jaak by ArtsyLocus August 28, 2018

Karen 

An amazing girl who’s smile brightens your day instantly. She’s pure inside and out, and cares about everyone. She also has big cute brown eyes.

She’s amazing... she must be a Karen

Karen by ArtsyLocus August 28, 2018

Somalian Mudslide 

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

Somalian Mudslide by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018

haydunkle 

When you eat a bunch of vegetables and then proceed to take the most vegan shit of your lifetime

“Hayden Created a Haydunkle shortly after visiting the salad bar”

haydunkle by ArtsyLocus August 18, 2017

kervaughn 

The name of your average half black kid. Normally has a curved penis. 60% of the time, your son Kervaughn’s cock will be curved to the left.

Person 1: Hi kervaughn!
Person 2: Hey what’s up?
Person 1: I heard that your dick curves.
Person 2: Yeah, a bit to the left. Why?
Person 1: Woah, you really are a Kervaughn

kervaughn by ArtsyLocus August 17, 2017