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Wheel of Fortune

From a Women’s perspective

Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate

Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground

Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends

Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick

Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock

Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”
Girls, Tommy wants to try the Wheel of Fortune, Meet me at 6, bring the tarp”
Wheel of Fortune by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021
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God of hating on fortnite 

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Spencer: look at that sexy man
Connor: oh yea that’s the god of hating on fortnite

Tristan James Clifford "Fortnite" Ryan 

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I fucking hate Tristan James Clifford "Fortnite" Ryan hes a greasy prick

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Mum, can i get a 19 dolla fortnite card plz.

Proceeds to be sent to orphanage

Doing the Fortnite 

Doing the Fortnite is a child-friendly way of saying “Having sex”
Child: “Mother, father what are the loud bangs consign from your room?”
Mother: “ oh we are just doing the Fortnite dear”

big big chungus fortnite 

racial slur

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I Spider-Man from Fortnite when I see a Pontiac vibe