Shit Hammer

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

shit is narrow

:when things go/get bad, when life goes pear shapped, when your whole world is turned up side down, when things go from bad to worse, when the money is tight, when the lights are out, when the bills are due
:when some is narrow-minded, or hypocritical
:can also be used literality to describe a nasty shit, poop, dump, doo-doo or crap
--can also use shits narrow shit gets narrow

"sorry i can't go out tonight...all my bills are due...shit is narrow ..."
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"that guy is a real loser, his shit is so narrow, he only wants to talk about himself and he doesn't care what anyone says"
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"after all that drinking last night my shits narrow"

by the mandino November 29, 2006

Silver Shits

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."

I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.

by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

by jvongrill September 29, 2008

shooting the shit

talking without any specific purpose; passing the time with causal conversation

We were just shooting the shit out on the front porch while waiting for Justin to show up.

by Ignotus October 30, 2003

shit shopper

A person who only buys junk food at the supermarket.

That fat slob never eats anything healthy. He's a real shit shopper.

by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015