Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
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Get the penis flytrap mug.An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:
- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
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by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016
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M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016
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Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
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