Turbo Derp

when you get turned on by Moist Criktial (popular streamer) and yell TURBOOO while being a derp

"ive been turbo derping ever since I saw that ceramics video"

by turboderp August 11, 2024

Moulin Dermo

When your penis is extremely small (almost mouse sized) so you can fit in someone’s ear giving a strange sensation in the ear

The bouncer tried to kick me out of the night club so I brought him into the toilets and gave him a Moulin Dermo

by MF95 September 20, 2023

Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023

Brooks Derey

UVA basketball player, loves raising his hand. Recently became a raging alcoholic.

Brooks Derey really needs to stop drinking

by calebcabinets October 18, 2023

Outta dere

You ass got knocked or put to sleep permanently.

Bro he woulda been outta dere.

by PRBBLEJUJJEN December 16, 2023

Getting Dersed

When someone tells you they’re going to do something and they do the opposite.

My buddy told me he would be on Xbox soon 2 hours ago I guess I’m getting dersed.

by Papa Gambill December 19, 2023

rhenz dereck

He can handle cock fights but can handle sean kannery's handsomeness.

Better luck next time rhenz dereck.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023