Brooks Derey

UVA basketball player, loves raising his hand. Recently became a raging alcoholic.

Brooks Derey really needs to stop drinking

by calebcabinets October 18, 2023

Tristan Kerr

An extremely athletic person, maybe a tennis player, who often bails on his friends to go play Strip-IJ. He often tells people he has all summer with one person and the rest of his life with another group.

My friend Rick is being a real Tristan Kerr right now.

by calebcabinets October 18, 2023

Durbin

A little boy who loves hot tubs, his shitty Tacoma and will almost certainly get dragged out of a bar after having too many rum and Cokes.

That guy is being a real durbin right now.

Look at that man, he's durbining everyone

by calebcabinets October 18, 2023