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Definitions by MF95

Eurotunnel Surgery 

When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis
As far as I know he’s the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. It’s easier for him to walk now anyway
Eurotunnel Surgery by MF95 September 22, 2023

Moulin Dermo 

When your penis is extremely small (almost mouse sized) so you can fit in someone’s ear giving a strange sensation in the ear
The bouncer tried to kick me out of the night club so I brought him into the toilets and gave him a Moulin Dermo
Moulin Dermo by MF95 September 20, 2023
Someone who is an absolute loser and very uncool
Ah lads Faye really is a scan
Scan by MF95 August 23, 2021