MF95's definitions

Scan

Someone who is an absolute loser and very uncool

Ah lads Faye really is a scan

by MF95 August 23, 2021

Eurotunnel Surgery

When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis

As far as I know he’s the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. It’s easier for him to walk now anyway

by MF95 September 22, 2023

Moulin Dermo

When your penis is extremely small (almost mouse sized) so you can fit in someone’s ear giving a strange sensation in the ear

The bouncer tried to kick me out of the night club so I brought him into the toilets and gave him a Moulin Dermo

by MF95 September 20, 2023