by madmanwelsh88 December 9, 2016
Get the school bus mug.A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010
Get the Spreading School mug.Located in Middletown NJ, this school of grades 6-8 is commonly defined by most students as "full of drama". From 8:00am to 2:37pm you sit and soak up useless information, while listening to rumors of who did what to who and who got suspended for what. You are forced to do work that the Middletown Board of Education thinks will benifit you, but really just dosnt teach you anything. You also have to follow strict rules such as, no fip flops, no tank tops, no energy drinks, no cameras(even on the last day), no PDA, no halloween costomes, the list goes on. The mascot is a dolphin, colors are obnoxious blue and gold and the sports teams suck. Bayshore is full of the common middle school social groups.
Popular Girls: Girls that think that everyone loves them, when in reality everyone hates them because they are bitches. They usualy wear Abercrombie and Hollister and thier parents give them pretty much whatever they want. They have pin straight hair, go tanning and all look exactly the same. They go out with skaters/athletic kids.
Skaters: Skinny adolescent boys that think they're tough but can't even take a punch. They wear skater clothes and idolize Tony Hawk while trying to get with popular girls. They are rude to any lower social class.
Cheerleaders: Evil fake bitches who think that they are better then everyone else.
Athletic Boys(Jocks): Kids who are really tall and are on bascically every sports team. They get good grades and date cheerleaders(see above).
Bad Kids: A teachers worst enemy. Kids who end up in the office on a daily bascis. They vandalize the school, use drugs, curse off teachers, and provide entertainment and a good conversation starter for the rest of us.
Friends of popular people: Not actually lucky enough to be popular themselves. They tag a long with the high social gruops while helping them make fun of the lower ones.
G&T Kids: Smart people that make the rest of us feel like idiots. Thier schedule is filled with highschool level corses, and they are the best people to cheat off of during a science test. They are generally respected by everyone.
Nerds: People that are in clubs such as newspaper, math club, drama club ect. They are looked down upon by thier peers but have kick ass times printing out 1,000 copies of "Ms.XXXX is a hot godess". They frequently find themselves being bullied or being stuck in sucky situations.
Everyone Else: people that can not be catagorized in a particular social group. Either no one knows who they are or they're just friends with mostly everyone.
Teachers: Insane human beings that are supposed to guide us through the toughest time of our life while preparing us for highschool. 6th grade teachers are okay. 7th grade teachers suck, except for one. 8th grade teachers are the shit.
Me: 14 year old girl who is hated by pretty much everyone in her grade. Has been caught in way too many sucky situations. Has said and done some pretty stupid things, but owned everyone at the end of the year and actually survived Bayshore Middle School.
Popular Girls: Girls that think that everyone loves them, when in reality everyone hates them because they are bitches. They usualy wear Abercrombie and Hollister and thier parents give them pretty much whatever they want. They have pin straight hair, go tanning and all look exactly the same. They go out with skaters/athletic kids.
Skaters: Skinny adolescent boys that think they're tough but can't even take a punch. They wear skater clothes and idolize Tony Hawk while trying to get with popular girls. They are rude to any lower social class.
Cheerleaders: Evil fake bitches who think that they are better then everyone else.
Athletic Boys(Jocks): Kids who are really tall and are on bascically every sports team. They get good grades and date cheerleaders(see above).
Bad Kids: A teachers worst enemy. Kids who end up in the office on a daily bascis. They vandalize the school, use drugs, curse off teachers, and provide entertainment and a good conversation starter for the rest of us.
Friends of popular people: Not actually lucky enough to be popular themselves. They tag a long with the high social gruops while helping them make fun of the lower ones.
G&T Kids: Smart people that make the rest of us feel like idiots. Thier schedule is filled with highschool level corses, and they are the best people to cheat off of during a science test. They are generally respected by everyone.
Nerds: People that are in clubs such as newspaper, math club, drama club ect. They are looked down upon by thier peers but have kick ass times printing out 1,000 copies of "Ms.XXXX is a hot godess". They frequently find themselves being bullied or being stuck in sucky situations.
Everyone Else: people that can not be catagorized in a particular social group. Either no one knows who they are or they're just friends with mostly everyone.
Teachers: Insane human beings that are supposed to guide us through the toughest time of our life while preparing us for highschool. 6th grade teachers are okay. 7th grade teachers suck, except for one. 8th grade teachers are the shit.
Me: 14 year old girl who is hated by pretty much everyone in her grade. Has been caught in way too many sucky situations. Has said and done some pretty stupid things, but owned everyone at the end of the year and actually survived Bayshore Middle School.
Girl: Today is my first day of Bayshore Middle school.
Graduate: Dont worry its only three long years of Hell.
Graduate: Dont worry its only three long years of Hell.
by K :) August 5, 2008
Get the Bayshore Middle School mug.by Softcock November 24, 2015
Get the Parkwood high school mug.The part two saga of BAK middle school of the arts. Where the dance majors are now considered the hoes that sleep around, and are considered the bitches of the school. The vocal majors are quirky and indie, but also sing classical, and have their own vocal accounts and repost so much so that they can just get discovered already. The strings, and piano majors are pretty much the geniuses of the school. Most of them end up going to a private college up north or some Ivy League school. And if you aren’t one of those sorry you’re usually irrelevant and hang with the other non-geniuses in your major or other band majors. The band majors are usually the mega stoners of the school, and usually get the most pussy. Theater majors are the most dramatic group of them all and probably the biggest parties. Their biggest fights range from who got the best part and why they really don’t deserve it, to who’s hooking up with who because they are just lonely and horny. Visual majors usually have bright hair(e-girls/boys) and are probably either really shy but cool to talk to or really loud and obnoxious about their art. Then the digital media people, they’re pretty cool but they are also really entitled and think they are the smartest because their English teacher praises them for their work. Overall the school is just a huge mix of stereotypes put together. It is the knock off of “Victorious”, and the only good thing ab the school is their pep rallies.
by dreyfoos123 April 10, 2020
Get the Dreyfoos School of the arts mug.a school in the lower east side where u can basically do no work and still pass. Half the guys r so close u don't wanna get near them and half of them r normal. Most of the girls r rich and white and pretend to be lower class then they are to not seem "spoiled." u share the building with an elementary school also and the cafeteria reeks. There r good restaurants near by. Rip Il Fornos. Also beware of coach
by patrickbateman99 February 8, 2021
Get the Salk School of Science mug.Everyone is either super overly enthusiastic or hates the school with a fiery passion. Stoners are abundant. Judgment is constant. Located in Heber City, Utah. Instagram is everything.
by Master Egg November 6, 2017
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