kidfu 

Defined as if your waifu(a japanese cartoon girl you really like) has a child you would call them kidfu

"i really need to feed my kidfu or my waifu is going to get mad"

kidfu by iceloops February 29, 2016

kidnape 

The act of kidnapping and raping someone

I will kidnape you

kidnape by Lequisha1725 June 6, 2016

kidung 

A weird, sometimes funny, sometimes boring, sometimes creative(e.t.c.) girl who is basically a combination of everything, which makes her REALLY inconsistent. However, she's always awesome when it really matters. 😊

Damn boi, that gurl Kidung just got an A+ on all of her subjects in the University exam!!

kidung by HelloDarknessMyOldFriend2709 August 13, 2017

kiddie cockshot 

the shot version of the famous kid drink, the kiddie cocktail. Made with 4/5 grenadine and 1/5 lemon-lime soda, added in after the grenadine (not mixed). Vodka optional for the adult who enjoys this drink.

Bartender, make my son here a kiddie cockshot, he turns 11 today. - Can I see an ID sir?

kiddie cockshot by kspre December 21, 2017

Kidded

The action of hitting something with an infant or small child

I kidded that disappointment of a child yesterday

Kidded by Tekita rain May 2, 2019

kiddywinks

Kiddywinks is a word that means a group of children. It is often used by parents in a humourous or informal manner. The word has unknown origins but is popular in England. Kiddywink is the singular version.

Time for bed, kiddywinks.

kiddywinks by NaethanC76 July 19, 2019

Kidcation

When your kids are staying with relatives or friends for free (not summer camp) and you stay home, just go about your regular day, but find your evenings suddenly way less stressful.

Holy shit, my wife and I went out to dinner last night and didn't have to deal with any bedtime drama, I love this Kidcation

Kidcation by triptonic August 21, 2019