Dumpster Chicken
Someone who is permi-high. A tweaker or other who fucks anyone with drugs then waits for them to pass out and steals the oddest shit you have around while walking past the big pile of drugs, money and various valuables scattered about. They then proceed to find a get away vehicle (i.e: a store of bikes) but decides to take the pieces to the bike that's broken down "for parts only" and scoffs at the perfectly good, expensive bikes already ready already... The car keys eluded their reasoning as well; no matter how many times they get their asses kicked...They Never learn!
Person 1: "Hey, look at that person over there. Who's that?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that's just one of our friendly neighborhood dumpster chickens. No matter how many times we try to teach them to fly... Sigh... Never sticks!"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that's just one of our friendly neighborhood dumpster chickens. No matter how many times we try to teach them to fly... Sigh... Never sticks!"
Dumpster Chicken by Crysinrealyfe July 26, 2022
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