Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021

NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021

Big simp

Caledonia

Caledonia sis a big simp

by Sexybeast366 December 13, 2021

Loona Simp

1) Essentially someone who simps for the character Loona from Helluva Boss.
2) An absolute furry

Furry: *posts a picture of Loona*
Twitter: "What a fucking Loona Simp"

by NoraskiQuartza February 10, 2022

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Biggest simp

When someone is a massive simp for someone

People : who is the biggest simp?
Others : James.

by Gh0s1y6 February 17, 2022

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022