N.; a usu. negative or pejorative action. Used in several contexts, and in speech is usually used in verbial form, "Don't butter my ass!", "Quit buttering my ass!", "I'm not buttering your ass!", "He's buttering her ass.", and so forth.
The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:
1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention
2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies
3) fucking with or screwing with
The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:
1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention
2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies
3) fucking with or screwing with
1) "I love you so much, babe; you're the most beautiful woman in the world." "We've been dating for two days; don't butter my ass." ; 2) "Did you know that the term "roofie" comes from the Iroquois word meaning "to sleep"?" "I'm a linguist and that is such bullshit, so don't butter my ass." ; 3) "I'm obviously better at bocce than you, you fucking idiot!" "Alright Andrew, it's a friendly game; there's no need to butter my ass."
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by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021
Get the Are you my mother? mug.One of the most empty headed and grossly overused cliche terms in history. It's a phrase used way to much by dull ignoramuses and lunkheaded dummies who have very limited vocabularies and don't know any other terms to express surprise, amusement, wonder, outrage or other emotions. Too much use of this term can make one look like a big time dumbbutt. On Internet blogs and in writing it's often shortened to the abbreviation "OMG". OMG is also overused tremendously.
1. Moon Unit Zappa: "It's like oh my God! Grody to the max!"
2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.
3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.
That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.
4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Trent: Oh my God!
Beth: He's my God too!
2. Mr. "Higgie Baby" Higgins on "Magnum P.I." often yelled, "Oh-my-GOD!" for many things. This is obviously a comic effect device.
3. Jennifer Aniston got paid $1,000,000 per 20-25 minute episode during the last few seasons of "Friends" to show her nice hair and nice legs, whine a lot and say "Oh my God" many many times. The other members of the show also got a million dead Presidents per episode and they also said "Oh my God" repeatedly.
That ain't working!" - Dire Straits.
4. Tim: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Trent: Oh my God!
Beth: He's my God too!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 14, 2011
Get the Oh My God mug.Great band. The definitions seem the same after a while, you'd think that some crazy psyco bitch went on an "I hate MCR" rampage and posted more than one. They are NOTHING like good charelote, and deserve more credit than to be called "emo pussies" Don't judge a band by the stupid fans who don't know anything about them. "Helena" and "I'm Not OK" are ok songs, but there are definately better songs than these on their cd's (as in two, not just three cheers for sweet revenge) The song "Our lady of Sorrows" if great, as is "Vampires will never hurt You", "Demolition Lovers", and "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"
My Chemical Romance, as in tallented, if you don't think so, then don't listen to them, but don't call them "emo pussies" because that's low.
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2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
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by TwistedBitch April 1, 2008
Get the slob on my nob mug.The act of having somebody bring down your mellow/Good feeling thus making you feel negative/harshed.
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