flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

flying spider monkey by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008

Undead Monkey 

A horrible creation gone array.The scientists at Area 51 were trying to create the ultimate creation but all they got was death....

Undead Monkey!So many undead mo-....

Undead Monkey by Corey Kelly April 2, 2005

trunk monkey 

1.A bitch that likes having sex in the back of limos with multiple partners for drugs liquor and money,
2. the male sexual reproduction organ when used from behind

1.Man I thought that girl was sweet but my boy told me she aint nothing but a trunk monkey ho
2. Just wait till she sees my swinging trunk monkey

trunk monkey by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Monkey 

Monkey- Corruption of money

You got any monkey

Monkey by Travis Bickle May 12, 2004

monkey wipe 

What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.

The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.

monkey wipe by Silver March 21, 2005

monkeydoodle

people who look like monkeys with poodle with hair.

Last year in english class, amy would annoy the crap out of everyone in our english class and me and brittany gave her the name monkeydoodle.

monkeydoodle by john jacob heimer shmidt November 29, 2009

Stinky_Monkey 

a fetile pig that once was alive then decided to kill itself because of its own stinch

I LOVE Stinkey_Monkey

Stinky_Monkey by Ass ? April 2, 2003