wonk

a utility noun used to describe many situations

he is a wonk

she has got a wonk on

shut up stop being a wonk.

by seth the jew March 23, 2009

Willy Wonka

giving head post-anal sex.... imagine if you will, a "chocolate-covered" cock

That bitch's ass was so loaded, that after I took her b-card, she left me with a willy wonka.

by Erikohn December 5, 2004

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

A cheesy film with wierd songs that dont make sense to normal humans. Such as Oompa Loompa and the sickening Cheer up charlie. Advice to people who have seen the film. Watch the new one.

"oopma loompa doopady doo"

by Ww August 12, 2005

Wonk

A penis, that, when hard, curves downward.

dude i was in the locker room the other day and Jason had a wonk. Hahahaha

by D-res July 3, 2005

wonkey

An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.

Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!

by Jarmatus June 14, 2008

willy wonka

-A pedophiler using a chocolate bar to seduce a young boy, while melting chocolate between his ass cheeks.

-an old man jerking off to the movie Willy Wonka while eating chocolate., and screaming Willy oh Willy

-Hey Katelyn, did you hear that Nick got a Willy Wonka the other night! He was totally freaked out!

-Hey Tanner I heard your grandpa last night...does he like too Willy Wonka often?

by Britt-Neigh March 13, 2007

wonka wonka's

Really Huge Titties!

Dang girl you think your Wonka Wonka's are hanging out enough!!

by assieanne July 14, 2006