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weaselese

verbiage used by those in power when they need to make decisions that will hurt others. mostly used in internal global memos and messaging to the media.
did you hear about the involuntary time-base reductions?

i hate weaselese. they should just say layoffs.
by projectaristotle June 7, 2011
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Weaseler

Weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. This person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. The weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate 'weasel'.

Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.

Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.

A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Circumstance 1.

Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?

Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?

Boy 1: How about 2?

Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?

Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.

Circumstance 2.

Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.

Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.

Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.

Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.
by someone who hates weaselers October 13, 2012
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ass weasels

Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.
I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War
by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007
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snake weasel

1. some that is awesome as shit

2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best

3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas
1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house

2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel

3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel
by mfswft February 6, 2010
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Word Weasel

Douchebags that covet dictionaries, searching for big words to present themselves as intellectuals while attempting to confuse you with their smertness when in fact, they're complete fucking asshats that know sweet fuck all about what they're saying ... but it sounds good.
Common word weasels include graduates of artsy fartsy programs currently serving french fries and wondering how they'll pay for their $50,000 student loan for puppetry.
by LookDumbass November 7, 2011
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axis of weasels

A gathering of three or more criminal masterminds.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and President George W. Bush were known as the axis of weasels.
by Chicswank December 8, 2010
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Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.
Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator

Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel
by Kooter Miller January 5, 2013
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