water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

college water

Typically Vodka. Can also be used to describe other hard alchohol.

I was taking shots of college water with my cereal this morning when i realized, i may have a drinking problem.

by B-mizzz October 29, 2009

water pocket

when a female gets so wet that you can see it through her pants

Damn! Did you see Jessica in our last class? I could tell she likes the substitute teacher because she had a mean water pocket.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

fat water

Fat water is the water you get in the bathroom, which isn’t for drinking.

The first time I laid eyes on Andy Dufresne, I didn't think much of him. He was a fat drink of water, the kind of drink of water that you know your friend got from the bathroom and not from the kitchen. Fat water.

by Famguyquotes13 May 5, 2018

pee water

In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.

{clerk} O, you guys are buying that pee water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.

by Telephony April 4, 2020

Water Rape

Water Rape is when someone comes in the water and touchs either you're penis or any part that you feel uncomfortable with. Sometimes they might use the bath toys and a way to Water Rape you

"Oh my God did you come in the water just to Water Rape me"

"Watch out for any creepy Water Rapers"

by Duckiedo July 19, 2018

water bellied

When giving a fat guy a shower blow job the water cascades off his belly and hits the giver in the face.

Man it was torture blowing that guy in the shower, he water bellied me.

by fenderfire April 25, 2015