The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.

"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron

by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019

madden ultimate team

EA,s money maker

yo EA only update madden ultimate team

by marius yeet April 16, 2020

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020

The ultimate choice

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.

Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.

by facesit February 5, 2021

eijithe_ultimate

Eiji is swag and a beautiful person <3 we love eiji!

"Whos that person on ur bg on whatsapp?" "Thats eijithe_ultimate, hes v swag! U should follow them on insta!"

by JadeNotFound_ September 1, 2021

*Insert ultimate adversary*

Attempting to usurp God by way of transitive property.

Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

The Ultimate Thirst Trap

A lightweight, nourishing moisturizer that quenches skin that's thirsty AF and leaves an irresistibly smooth glow—all thanks to a triple-threat combo of active ingredients that attract moisture and lock it in!

"Daaaamn why is my skin feeling so smooth and what is this gorgeous glow?!"
"That's The Ultimate Thirst Trap, bestie! 💦"

by EcoFabulous November 9, 2022