titty standoff

A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.

Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.

by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

titty piranha

A breastfed child with teeth that comes at your breasts like a piranha comes at its prey

*breastfed child comes toward mom's breasts*
NOOOOO, GO AWAY, YOU TITTY PIRANHA

by danicuntcake April 11, 2015

titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.

"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."

by Nipple ring May 5, 2015

Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

titty sickle

when a girls nipples gets cold as ice and you start sucking on them like an icee pop

Her titty sickles are so good. Put it right in there.

by Humans_Are_Monsters_Bitch April 29, 2016