verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009
1-Photos of a female's genitals showing specific details very close-up.
2-Photos of a girls pussy during the sex act, either with another female or a male counterpart.
2-Photos of a girls pussy during the sex act, either with another female or a male counterpart.
1-I got some real good twat shots during her orgy last night.
2-I got twat shots of a pair of chicks' going at it late last night.
2-I got twat shots of a pair of chicks' going at it late last night.
by Alisa the Teeny Bopper April 13, 2010
the female version of the cock blocker. A female who prevents another female from having sex with someone.
Jane: I want to see Kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
by Barack Obama's new dog February 07, 2009
1. The act of punching the twat of any species that has a twat.
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack
by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004
Dude, so I was with Cathy the other night and I would've fucked her but she had such a moldy twat. I told her to douche with gasoline and a match so I could hit that.
by Mike -Hunt December 30, 2007
A person with ultra massive hair. Often stands out from a distance and can be made to look worse with straightners or hair dye.
by samuelk May 24, 2005
A promiscuous female that sucks the penis of dirty hippies all over the county. She often prides herself on being a part of "the family"; when in actuality she is only allowed to hover about because she be givin out that pussy to all dem graffiti artists.
Damn, not only was that chick Julie a real lot twat, but she also turned out to be a real nark-face.
by i stuck her too September 18, 2008