Butthurt Train

The locomotive that people climb aboard when their sensitive little feelings get hurt(Mostly for pussies)

Person 1: I seen that guy trying to pick you up at the bar last night..
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.

by Heisenbyrge II May 12, 2016

Nutley Train

A metaphor for a train which stops for no one, nothing and nowhere. In it's 62 years service, it has instituted the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the long awaited reunification of East and West Germany; helped America elect it's first African American president in the form of Barack Obama, and is well on it's way to the destruction of demin jackets, leading to eventual worldwide justice. After this project, due to be finished in 2027, she will be frozen in space in a satellite orbiting the Earth, as so to be ready incase there is another worldwide crisis (the idea is based on Dr Evil in the Austin Powers movie, but not evil).

Person 1: 'Hey, I think that's our train...'
Person 2: 'No, that's the Nutley train, ther's no way we will survive...'

by The Plough Hotel April 21, 2009

Curry Train

When a person from India that has an odor of curry passes you.

damn, the curry train just passed me.

by sexylady... April 27, 2009

roast train

To roast someone really fast pointing out many features about there aperence -Zach and Sam

P1: Woah he's giving out tickets to the roast train
P2:Last guy was really fuckin salty

by Saltycunts6969 June 5, 2017

Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 25, 2013

Snack Train

When a group of friends all get up at the same time to get snacks. Usually the group walks in single file to obtain the snacks. If the the snack station is lacking then the snack train derails.

friend 1 "Anybody wanna get snacks?"
friend 2 "Snacks buddy?"
friend 1 "All aboard the snack train!"

by YeacknBake September 24, 2014

Wine train

A train ride with wine-tasting!

"All aboard the wine train" "Hey open up wine! Linda's comin' in!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018