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Sack of Tools

Any person who is the epitome of a Tool Bag and is most likely seen throughout the day carrying around a sack of tools. Such people usually have no friends, life, general reason to live, therefore they spend there days with a sack of tools and dream of becoming a mechanic or repairmen of some sort.

Can also be used as a verb "Carrying around a sack of tools"

Most people who carry around sacks of tools are outcasts and you do not want to be like them. Nobody likes a guy who had a sack of tools on their back.
Artur "You would think that kid likes carrying around that sack of tools"

Brian: "I Think John Pearson should be voted most likely to carry around a sack of tools"

Upon seeing a group of fags "I bet you each of those guys carry around a sack of tools on a daily basis."

"Yo whoever punch quags definitely must enjoy carrying a sack of tools
by Ey Yo Brooklyn March 1, 2010
mugGet the Sack of Toolsmug.

Gardening Tool

a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.

syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver
by TYJE September 8, 2010
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tool bucket

A bitch that pissed you off! A less offensive version of the word Cunt.
Did you talk to Heather recently? She's a tool bucket.
by francois m January 11, 2008
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ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.
by M__ May 12, 2008
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garden tool

the H word,ya mama if she have 3 or more baby daddys
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.
Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!
by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010
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CASE tools

Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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