cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.

I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.

by scannin October 10, 2006

touched

to get shot

Nicca I don't give a fuck who you are you could still get touched

by soulflytribe June 15, 2003

touch it in the back

1. what ever you want it to mean.

2. synonmous with "see you later" or "take it easy"

Nelson: See you tomorrow Fern Gully.

Fern: Yeah you dumb fuck, touch it in the back.

by Nelson Mcgill October 24, 2007

Touchdown Constipation

1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.

Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."

by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010

touched

Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.

Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"

by G Man December 29, 2003

she thought she ate

When someone portrays an act usually on social media showing themselves being “attractive” or doing exceptionally on a trend. However one’s thoughts might differ and this is where the term comes in. “She thought she ate” meaning she thought she did so good on that trend or she thought she was hot or she thought she was all that.

“She thought she ate up that trend”

by diareahfarttoes69 April 9, 2022

thoughtstipated

To have a mental blockage, a thought on the tip of your tongue you can't seem to spit out. A synonym of brainfart.

I just smoked an 1/8 of weed to myself, now I'm all thoughtstipated.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006