A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.
Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.
Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.
Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.
by Wazzy the semen demon May 27, 2017
Get the Wazzy wafflemug. by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019
Get the Cock wafflemug. A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
Get the Piss-Wafflemug. When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour
by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016
Get the Neo Wafflemug. by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021
Get the Waffle Timemug. by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014
Get the cactus wafflemug. When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.
by Blundabus May 12, 2022
Get the Chocolate Wafflemug.