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sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"
Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"
by Jussme42 April 19, 2016
mugGet the sock heavenmug.

Sock Flossing

When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.

If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.

For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.
1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.

2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.
by jerksock November 21, 2011
mugGet the Sock Flossingmug.

cabin socks

A style of sock that is most commonly worn indoors during the winter season. Can come in many varieties such as cotton, wool, and aloe infused. They are crew in length.
“Are those cabin socks?
No they’re ski socks!”
by Seamonkey7 December 28, 2017
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Butter sock

A sock filled with a pound of butter that is used to hit and hurt people with
girl 1) I hate this guy he cheated on us
Girl2) me two he is a fuckin bitch
Girl1) what shall we get girl
Girl2) the butter sock
by Simply holly October 13, 2016
mugGet the Butter sockmug.

sock gagged

When you take one the socks off the girl you are banging at the moment and put it in her mouth right before you both finish. Usually used to keep a loud moaner quiet. Puting tape over the mouth to keep sock in afterwards is recommended.
herbert: "Dude! Janet and me threw it all down last night!"
marty: "Yeah right, I didn't hear anything. I know how loud she gets."
herbert: "You think I'm lying, buttmunch? I Sock Gagged her ass! She don't say shit with that slouch sock in her mouth."
marty: "True dat nigga."
by jimmyjackjones April 18, 2009
mugGet the sock gaggedmug.

tit sock

A tube top worn by women to hold and conceal their breasts.
It didn't take me long to get the tit sock off her.
by Kayak Lou November 10, 2008
mugGet the tit sockmug.

Rotten Sock

Skeeting in a condom and then slapping a bitch in the face with it.
- "Hey, wanna give me a Rotten Sock?"

- "HELL YEA, you gotta condom?"
by Michael McAllister May 29, 2007
mugGet the Rotten Sockmug.

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