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text-destrian

To text and walk without looking ahead.
Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!
by DrZoo July 19, 2011
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Lone Text

(noun) 1. A text message that you have to send to someone after already sending out a mass text.
2. An individual text sent out due to the sender completely forgetting about inviting someone.
3. The "after-thought" text.
"I texted everyone for the party. Crap, I forgot about Bob. I'll have to send him a lone text."

"Did you include everyone in that mass text?" - Jill
"Everyone except Bob, so I had to send him a lone text" - Cool Guy
by Mass Texter November 10, 2010
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text mode

Andrew: wanna watch a movie?
Sam: not right now. Im in text mode.
Andrew: get off the phone!!!
by megan meshel November 14, 2007
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Pressured texting

Sending a seemingly endless stream of innocuous and sometimes disturbing rapid fire text messages. Subjects typically revolve around about their daily movements thoughts and observations. Similar to the psychiatric term "pressured speech" observed when someone in a psychotic state speaks without stopping or regard to anyone often interrupting and not acknowledging that conversations are supposed to be two way.
Man I had to block Mikes phone he was doing pressured texting maybe hes off his meds ? Its not that I don't care about him but please no more about your electric toothbrush !
by Leostarlight February 25, 2019
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Jinx text

When two people get a text message simultaneously. The person who fails to say "Jinx text" first becomes Jinxed. This person can no longer speak until the Jinxer or one of the witnesses to the jinx says the name of the jinxed person.
(two text messages come in at the same time)

Steve: Jinx text!

Witnesses: OHHHHHH
by LukeyLuke December 22, 2012
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text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive
Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex
by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011
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Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.
by LordViper June 17, 2021
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