glaucoma test

The most barbaric test in all of medicine

"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

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two ton tessie

a fat bitch

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!

by Mr.46 November 29, 2011

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Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

by Vinceums November 22, 2003

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a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.

The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008

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Tess

A person and an adjective.
Tess is a person who is super fun and nice, but spontaneously falls asleep. This is called, "pulling a tess"

person a:What happened to you last night?
person b: Pulled a Tess, sorry! Fell asleep getting ready!

by RCyeyeye October 21, 2011

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Tessa

One of the most beautiful women you will ever meet. She will make you call her a jew, have amazing days, and she will make you fall in love with her. You will eventually learn that you two are not meant for each other and become best friends. Oh, and she also loves when you give her massages.

My best-friend, Tessa, is coming to the skate park with me. Are you going to come as well?

by beastbuddyandaunicorn October 29, 2012

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