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Dirty Teesh

A dirty teesh is when someone has had to much to drink, as the guys bends over and starts vomiting she then proceeds to lick his ass hole. He vomits harder and harder and let’s out massive ripper farts but she continues to lick. The best part his when he shits in her mouth for the best vomit/shit climax
Bro I was so wasted last night my misses gave me a dirty Teesh
by Seesaw’s May 30, 2019
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Message tees

Message tees are a great way to spread the word visually and make an impact. Your message tee can contain one word, words, images, art, photos, a combination. A form of spoken word poetry, a call to action. A great way to talk back. Multilingual message tees would express the value of our nation’s great strength, it’s diversity.
What would your message tee say?
Have you seen the latest keep your head up soldiers of justice and true American values message tees?

I want in on new wave artivism message tees.
by anonymous July 14, 2019
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Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.
I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!
by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023
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Lukas Telešius

Fucking handsome: big dick, big balls and loves big hugs.
Also pretty creative.
Look! It’s Lukas Telešius! I’d love to see his big cock
by Nežinomas March 14, 2023
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fat teesha

a fat bitch who only snorts drugs and her favorite thing to do is snort coke. She snorts coke so much that it's her only meal she "eats". She snorted so many drugs that she gained 500 pounds. Every teesha is a fat teesha usually.
Damnn that girl is so obese! I bet she snorted so many drugs that she became fat. What a fat teesha.
by FatBitchHater6969 December 12, 2023
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Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024
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Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
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