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tard farmer

1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).

2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010
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hoe-tard

a whore that is retarted, or one that is stupid.
that scanky bitch got 1.00 for that fuck, when she could have got 10.00. she's a hoe-tard!!
by nigga bitch August 26, 2004
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mega tard

Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation

"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation

"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation
by fry15 January 13, 2009
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i-Tard

Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely.
Person 1: Ryan was such an i-Tard last night!
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump.
by willc333 March 15, 2010
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tardbears

A married retarded couple who are small in size (not midgets, but freakishly small arms and legs, big heads) but are both mentally retarded. Tardbears eat garbage and are sometimes homeless, usually they will wear christmas sweaters tucked into their slacks. Note: This is NOT a retarded bear.
I did escrow on those tardbears new house.
by Steve The Queen July 23, 2006
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Tard Truck

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.
I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.
by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009
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tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.
That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
by Br33zE February 17, 2010
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