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tardbears 

A married retarded couple who are small in size (not midgets, but freakishly small arms and legs, big heads) but are both mentally retarded. Tardbears eat garbage and are sometimes homeless, usually they will wear christmas sweaters tucked into their slacks. Note: This is NOT a retarded bear.
I did escrow on those tardbears new house.
tardbears by Steve The Queen July 23, 2006

chasing turdbeams 

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.
Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.
chasing turdbeams by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.
Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.
tardbar by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004

Tardbert 

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.
Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.
Tardbert by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

tardbasket 

one who posseses a mental deficiency so great that it can only be measured by the combined disability of many retarded people
Goddamit man, when did you get to be such a tardbasket?
tardbasket by Hansome B Wonderfull December 23, 2003

Tardarse 

A vulgar term for someone purposely being stupid.

Tard being derived from Retard
Arse being the general British term for backside. a.k.a. Ass.
The "Tardarse" OmFg Im So HoTt TaLk To Me BaBy!1!!!

The non "tardarse" Will you shut the hell up you god damn tardarse!
Tardarse by Tommy Kerr September 6, 2005
the place where the stupid kids in your class go. there are 3 types:
extreme: the kind that are proud of going to the romper room. they are more than proud to mention they need extra time on tests, and can't comprehend simple topics. also, extremes will proudly put it in your face, that they go to "support study" where someone does their homework for them.

warriors: they are the kind that will constantly do things wrong, and get in fights. they do this for one sole reason, they can't get in trouble. everytime one screws up, they go to the tardbarn and they are safe. these are the ones that are the most annoying.

escapee's: these ones are tough to deal with, because they dont think they belong in the tardbarn. they will be in regular classes, and somehow you always get stuck with them in your group. they will never get an answer right, and they are always acting like they care. they will try so hard to solve things, and unforutnately for everyone they are convinced they can be mainstreamed. generally it is apparent that they are not ready for actual learning, and should go home to the tardbarn.

The tardbarn is a very interesting place, and it will be almost immediate that you are able to categorize someone that is in the room. Girls tend to end up in the escapee category much more often. Thugs in the warrior section. The dumbest of all of them end up in the Extreme area, because they realize they can't do real work.
Every school has it, the room for retards. Many names are used, including: tardbarn, romper room, sped shed.
Tardbarn by dan February 14, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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