Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

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Get the Flex tapemug.

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

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Get the bum tapemug.

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

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Get the On the Tapemug.

Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.

I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!

by electricalparade June 6, 2024

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