Pure Talent

The man, the myth, the legend that is Alex Bull.

Girl: Woah, Alex is so good at everything!
Other Girl: That's because he's pure talent.

by bullyboyz123 January 14, 2019

Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

by Haterade! December 11, 2011

Tablegating

V (Tey-buhl-gey-ting) a. To go to a restaurant such as Buffalo Wild Wings to watch a sporting event.

Tim: Hey, John, do you want to go tailgating on Friday?

John: No, it's going to be like 20° outside. Let's go tablegating instead.

by -Angel- September 9, 2011

tablesexual

A perso who develops a sexual relationship or is attracted to tables

I think I am I tablesexual, I keep on humping the tables

by Kill my self March 6, 2017

table booty

Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .

"goddamn.....bitch gotta table booty"

by Aloysius Waukau August 25, 2006

talentless

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

Rolf Jacob Sartorius is a talentless fag

by ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME? June 14, 2016

bedside table

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.

not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker

trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"

daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"

by rhodez2013 September 30, 2009