dog shit on the table

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

tabbed

To be slightly depressed and incredibly lethargic. Extreme pessimism. A loss of desire to do anything. Can cry at any moment.

When Aiden failed four classes and swam slow in his swim meet he felt tabbed out.

When Aiden decided to wear a hand-me down sweater and hang Christmas lights in July, his extreme tabbness was displayed.

It was obvious that Aiden was tabbed when he continuously replayed a specific Simon and Garfunkle song and hadn't showered in 11 days.

by Sir Flans A Lot June 11, 2008

Tabasco

The best goddamn hot sauce in the universe. It is composed of vinegar, red peppers, and salt, which is stirred then stored in barrels for a few years.

gs68 never eats pizza without tabasco sauce unless he has absolutely no access to it.

by dj gs68 September 28, 2003

car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.

I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!

by vanillasparkle November 4, 2018

table weed

weed that has fallen out of the blunt or bowl and is now on the table

Kenny: Yo bowls kicked and we're out of weed...
Joey: Nah son check the table we gotta have some table weed

by Stefanious February 6, 2009

tabita

(Girl) She is funny as hell and no matter how down you are tabita's can always cheer you up. Crazy personalities and usually crazy hair to go with it!!

Aw have you seen tabita lately?
Yeah she went to her locker

by Loubarrrrrrr December 10, 2017

Tabi

A sock with a separation for the big toe; worn with thong sandals by the Japanese.

Tabi are traditional Japanese socks.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 12, 2011