A relatively mild variant of autistic spectrum disorder (ASD), marked by a watered-down version of autistic symptoms (e.g., poor social skills and communication) but perfectly intact language and intellectual abilities, which may range from average to unmeasurable genius. It is often associated with high IQ as their need for logic and often above-average mathematical and scientific skills make them STEM graduates.
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Get the Asperger's Syndrome mug.Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Alicia's snapchat story: YO FAM, ISTG I'M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME. I'M DELETING ALL SOCIAL MEDIA Y'ALL ARE BARE SNAKES, IF YOU SB YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DEPRESSION.
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
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Tranime Girl Syndrome (TGS) is a transgender person who sees themselves as an anime girl, likely due to constant brainwashing by transgender propaganda groups using Astolfo as their mascot. They often use anime girl avatars and swap to another one frequently. This is not to be confused with people who have suffered real gender dysphoria since birth. They are just fetishists who were likely tired of being incels and turned prison gay to get any kind of sexual attention. It is common amongst those with TGS to transition and then face the harsh reality that they don't look like an anime girl, contributing to the 41% statistic.
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Get the Tranime Girl Syndrome mug.Budapest Syndrome is an aquried disease contracted in general by the male international student population of Budapest, Hungary.
It is closely related to "One bull-many heifers disease" and "King of the Hillitis inflammation of the brain."
The cause is suspected to be the unequal ratio of men vs women in the student population, approx 1:5.
In consequence every half baked village idiot can have more girls then he can handle. This is suspected to be the triggering factor in most cases resulting in a systemic case of BS.
Prognosis: The disease usually resolves when the patient concludes his studies and moves back to his home country, as the male:female population will be more equalized and the women will have more options to choose from and consequently will not show interest in the BS patient. In consequence a majority of patients struggle with depression and chronic tendinitis of their right hand. The personality can recover over time, researchers are currently preforming controlled experiments on mice to find ways to speed up this process. So to all affected readers: there is hope.
It is closely related to "One bull-many heifers disease" and "King of the Hillitis inflammation of the brain."
The cause is suspected to be the unequal ratio of men vs women in the student population, approx 1:5.
In consequence every half baked village idiot can have more girls then he can handle. This is suspected to be the triggering factor in most cases resulting in a systemic case of BS.
Prognosis: The disease usually resolves when the patient concludes his studies and moves back to his home country, as the male:female population will be more equalized and the women will have more options to choose from and consequently will not show interest in the BS patient. In consequence a majority of patients struggle with depression and chronic tendinitis of their right hand. The personality can recover over time, researchers are currently preforming controlled experiments on mice to find ways to speed up this process. So to all affected readers: there is hope.
Clinical signs: Running from place to place trying to engange in coitus with as many females as possible. As special gait is observed in this phase (Reference:Tennesee walking horse.) Overlapping relationships and sneaking around is also typical of Budapest syndrome (BS). A wide eyed and innocent expression while buying condoms and/or booze can give an early indication. As the disease progresses symptoms become more severe including bouts of extreme vanity, selfishness, and general man-whoring. The male will often spend a lot of time and effort earning the females trust, for then pulling a vanishing act when he finally gets in her pants. (Classical sign often refered to as grooming) When the patient is confronted about his behaviour he will not take responsibilty or show remorse. BS males will often gang up to provide alibies and pat eachother on the back. This is known as "rat-packing" by females and researchers.
Pathological lesions.: In mild cases degenration of neurons, long fingers and oral diahrrea can be seen. Using words like babe and doll to every female in sight is a typical marker. In chronic and more severe cases: complete atrophy of the vertebrae and necrosis of the heart, and a irreversibly enlarged head. Not to be mistaken for hydrocephalus. To differentiate adminster an infusion of kindness or compliments. If the patients head explode BS can be confirmed. If this method is not preffered a simple X-ray can also confirm the diagnosis as no spine will be seen.
Pathological lesions.: In mild cases degenration of neurons, long fingers and oral diahrrea can be seen. Using words like babe and doll to every female in sight is a typical marker. In chronic and more severe cases: complete atrophy of the vertebrae and necrosis of the heart, and a irreversibly enlarged head. Not to be mistaken for hydrocephalus. To differentiate adminster an infusion of kindness or compliments. If the patients head explode BS can be confirmed. If this method is not preffered a simple X-ray can also confirm the diagnosis as no spine will be seen.
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My co-worker claimed her Chronic Fatigue Syndrome kept her from coming to work, but she had no problems making it to the nightclubs. What she really has is Selective Fatigue Syndrome.
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