Sweater vest

It's not a thing. People try to make it a thing but It shouldn't ever be a thing

"What is John wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"What is a sweater vest"
"It's not a thing"

by Jcrxoxox December 14, 2014

Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

sweatervest

used to describe when a job has become so corny and redundant that you wear sweatervests to work. describes a situation that is gay

Dude, that is so sweatervest.

by KeefMo December 27, 2007

Sweater-vests

a racial slur for the group of kids which are known to be the most popular or the group known as the "popular" kids

Many people wanted to hang out with the sweater-vests because they thought they were popular.

by etc22 June 5, 2010

sweater dick

Another term for an uncircumsized penis

Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."

Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"

by Cassiegurl June 26, 2009

sweaters

a group of really dumb women. - as in, they are as dumb as sweaters. not to be confused with the verb form of actual sweating. can be used in singular form also.

I didn't think there would be so many sweaters at this party.

or

That Donna chick is such a frickin' sweater.

by kate October 1, 2002

knit a sweater

A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.

You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.

by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003