Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.

I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk

by Soreleg October 31, 2009

Step dog

When the primary owner and carer of a dog prior to marriage, marries another individual, the dog becomes a step dog to the other individual.

"When me and Andrew got married, his dogs became my step dogs"

by MMSPICE83 April 2, 2015

step mom

lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late

friends mom chill

step mom what are you doing ?!?

by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 26, 2022

Step-Stepdad

Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.

Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Stutter Step

Can be stopped with sneaky stripped soft socks

Stop that stutter step!

by babyyouaREAWESOME3284 November 23, 2019

Step Trace

To watch a teammate die and go to exact location where they died, and die yourself

Dude! why'd you step trace we could have won!

by ShadowFrost January 5, 2008

Step-mom

The cunt that gave your dad a couple blowjobs, then took all his money, and ruined both your lives.

Me: Dad! Your wife (my Step-mom) is such a bitch!
Dad: YEAH, in bed.

by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019