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retro-stalking 

Commenting or liking friends' statuses from over a month ago. This is usually achieved via facebook's Previous Status Updates feature.
Example of retro-stalking:
Your Friend
Im ready for highschool to be over with!
May 2010

You
ME TOO!!!!
March 2011
retro-stalking by retrostalker April 26, 2011

Scroll Stalking 

When you scroll down your news feed on facebook to find a post by a specific person just to click it and view their wall because you feel like a creep when typing their name in the search bar.

Finding a specific post to click on instead of searching the person's name on facebook.
"I don't want to feel like a creepy stalker so i'll just Scroll Stalk that girl i met at the game yesterday, bro"

"Bro, Scroll Stalking sounds retarded."

speed sticking 

The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.
"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."
speed sticking by nin_man July 13, 2012

Discreetly Slacking 

Skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss's coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.
Fred: How did you finish all that damn homework!?
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.
Discreetly Slacking by Sock Ninja November 14, 2013

cunt snacking 

Often eating out a chubby chick vagina who sweats always n has that salty pussy tasting like potato chips so yo ass can gain weight
Dude looks like you been cunt snacking
cunt snacking by Yo mamma likes November 5, 2015

Bosco Sticking

The term used for jacking off with your dick inside of a Bosco Stick. Most popularly found in prodeminetley white schools that sell Bosco Sticks in their cafeteria.
Rob: Hey are you gonna buy some Bosco Sticks today?
Luke: Why?
Rob: Bosco Sticking man. Bosco Sticking...
Luke: Bosco Sticking?
Rob: Just pornhub it.
Bosco Sticking by Nugpon March 28, 2016