Hot spring 

When you put your dick into someone’s wet kitty, but it’s hot. Not like sexy, but warm. So warm that it melts your dick and you end up cumming 5 seconds into it.

I went to the hot spring with Abby last night!

Hot spring by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

cold spring theory 

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

cold spring theory by Florence1 August 2, 2023

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

Irish spring by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023

The spring yard zone 

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

The spring yard zone by MattIGuess August 8, 2024

Jamaican Spring Roll 

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

Jamaican Spring Roll by sdfgnodfghadbbnadfoghnabadfokj January 24, 2025

Sinking Spring, PA 

A small borough in southeast Pennsylvania just outside of Reading. Known for it’s McDonalds, Car Washes, and springs that aren’t actually sinking.

Yo bro, where are you from, cool man?
Sinking Spring, PA!

Sinking Spring, PA by SinkyMan69 June 12, 2025

Dutch spring roll 

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation

After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.

Dutch spring roll by airblimpy August 29, 2025