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SPLOOT

Sploot or Splooted is a word to describe throwing something at house, this may consist of an egg, pottery or even a mattress!
I’m going to sploot Michelle’s house tonight!

I think Michelle got splooted earlier
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.
The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.
by Pimpish February 11, 2010
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Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day

On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything
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ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020
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Splert

1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.
Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008
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slortch

"SL" - Slut
"OR" - Whore
"TCH" - Bitch
When you know a girl that will do what ever it takes to get what she wants even if it means destroying her own world and yours. After destroying the two worlds, she moves onto a new one. This type of girl is what is known as a slortch. She will take advantage of you, and not care about anyone else.
by AJLH2 August 28, 2008
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Sport

A sport is something you are scored on not judge on, Women basketball is not a sport or any other women "sports" only men play sports. Except for soccer, it is not a sport for guys and girls because they are field faries. Baseball is aslo not a sport because there is not hitting or physical activity that goes on during a baseball game.
Sports are like the NFL, MLL, NHL, NLL, NHRA, NBA, Motor Cross,
by Calvin F Johnson February 5, 2009
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sport-chic

Fashion that's sporty and chic at the same time.
There is this style of clothing that I really like. It's like a sport-chic kind of look but it has a lil bit of class. Need to be thin tho.
by mypointofview August 3, 2012
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