Seedy Noon

Will Noon, the seediest guy around.

Person: Aw look at this picture of fun.
Person 2: Who is that in the background?
Person: OHH ITS SEEDY NOON!

by blahblahblah58 August 4, 2012

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Saeed binginaid

Saeed binginaid is a retard midget small mudda fucka who fakes his anger problems and uses his mates to help pull the ‘gyal’

Saeed binginaid is so annoying i hate him

by Sycho man June 11, 2019

seedy

Being 'seedy' is the result of smoking lots of weed from last night.

Australian slang

Dude last night i had 10 cones, im feeling so seedy rn

by massiveslayerpeen69 March 9, 2020

bumpkin seed

the child of a bumpkin who will no doubt becoming a bumpkin himself/herself

That little kid eating the paint chips sure is a bumpkin seed.

by JohnnyDax January 16, 2010

spillin' seed

Male. To ejaculate in a place other than a vagina.

Did you see Ashley? I'm puttin' her straight in the spank bank and using her for spillin' seed.

by mikewin September 9, 2010

Fart Seed

Whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your rectum at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.

Ohh man, Dazza you farted so hard just then, you've definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.

by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016